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Why can't fishes find love?

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Because love is in the air. Fishes are in the water.

by r/dadjokes
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I was having a few drinks at the bar when all of a sudden the bartender yelled does anybody know CPR?
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When I said I know the whole alphabet a bunch of people laughed. except for this one guy of course.
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Somebody born in '33 was 45 in '78
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Must be some sort of record
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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
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