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Why can't fishes find love?

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Because love is in the air. Fishes are in the water.

by r/dadjokes
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What's brown and sticky?
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A stick.
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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.
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When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
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