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Why can't fishes find love?

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Because love is in the air. Fishes are in the water.

by r/dadjokes
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "You know, we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper answers...
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"You got a drink named Steve?"
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My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks. "That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look.
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"Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.
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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
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