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A guy poured a gallon of milk on my head.

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How dairy!

by JokesterBay
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Why can't fishes find love?
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Because love is in the air. Fishes are in the water.
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I wanted to take my family on vacation. There was a sign that said 'Disneyland Left.'
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So we turned around and went home.
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Somebody born in '33 was 45 in '78
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Must be some sort of record
by r/jokes