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A guy poured a gallon of milk on my head.
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How dairy!
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Because love is in the air. Fishes are in the water.
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Cain - He wasn't Abel.
King David - Heaven and Earth couldn't move him.
King Solomon - He sat on the throne for 40 years.
Moses - He took two tablets and went up on the mountain.
And Noah - He spent 40 days and 40 nights in the Ark, and passed nothing but water.