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A guy poured a gallon of milk on my head.

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How dairy!

by JokesterBay
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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.
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When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
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Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?
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Because it was soda pressing.
by JokesterBay