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A guy poured a gallon of milk on my head.

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How dairy!

by JokesterBay
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What do you call an explosive monkey?
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A baboom.
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Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
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Because they're Inca hoots.
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?
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Because it was soda pressing.
by JokesterBay