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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

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Great food, no atmosphere.

by JokesterBay
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My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks. "That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look.
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"Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "You know, we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper answers...
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"You got a drink named Steve?"
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?
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Because it was soda pressing.
by JokesterBay