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Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head?

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Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious.

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What's the difference between a joke and three dicks?
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Your mom can't take a joke.
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A family driving behind a garbage truck sees a huge dildo fly out and hit the windshield. The dad says 'oh, that was just a bug.' The daughter replies...
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'Wow, how does a bug fly with a cock that big?'
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What's a stranger?
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When you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate.
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