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by JokesterBay
Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head?
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Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious.
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When you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate.
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The bottom — he already had his shit packed.