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Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head?

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Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious.

by JokesterBay
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A drunken sailor gives a hooker $100, and they proceed to a back bedroom. After a few minutes, the sailor asks, "How'm I doin'?" "About three knots," says the hooker."Three knots?" asks the sailor. "Whaddya mean?"And the hooker says...
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"You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."
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What's the difference between a joke and three dicks?
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Your mom can't take a joke.
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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
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A sunken chest with no booty!
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