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Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head?

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Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious.

by JokesterBay
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A woman walks into a car dealership to browse around. Not really planning to buy anything. In the showroom, she sees a beautiful convertible with a leather interior. She reaches down to touch the seat and accidentally and lets a fart go. To her terror, she looks up and sees a salesman was just heading her way. Hoping the salesman didn't hear her, she plays it cool and says, "Excuse me, how much is this car. I'm thinking of purchasing it for my husband." The salesman says...
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"Lady, if you farted from touching the leather, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."
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What do walruses like about Tupperware parties?
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They're always looking for a tight seal.
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What do you call a pickpocket vs. a peeping tom?
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One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
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