← Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes

What do you call an explosive monkey?

Punchline — tap to reveal

A baboom.

by JokesterBay
More Dad Jokes
More Dad Jokes See all →
Dad Jokes
What's brown and sticky?
Punchline — tap to reveal
A stick.
by JokesterBay
Dad Jokes
An elderly Jewish man is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: "Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?" And Sarah says, "Yes, I am here." He then says: "Are my children -- my wonderful children -- are they here with me?" And they reply, "Yes father, we are here with you to see you breathe your last." And he says: "And my beautiful grandchildren ... are they here with me as well?" And they too tell him that they are here. The old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and says:
Punchline — tap to reveal
"If everybody is here ... why is the light on in the kitchen?"
by r/jokes
Dad Jokes
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
Punchline — tap to reveal
She looked surprised.
by BrowsHaveIt