None of them were funny.

She looked surprised.

Because light attracts bugs.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

'Yeah, but mine is.'

Wiped his ass.

'Can I join you?'

Dr. Dre.

Banging your head on the coffin.

The hotel worker replies: No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck.

'Wow, how does a bug fly with a cock that big?'

His wife is dead.

He was caught fingering a minor.

The bottom — he already had his shit packed.

It means a lot to them.

A zit waits until you're 11 to come on your face.

The swallow.

So we turned around and went home.

Because he only comes once a year.

Pretty nuts.

A stick.

Because he didn't get arrays.

Denim. Denim. Denim.