Tulips on my organ.

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate.

They don’t like the Flintstones in Dubai but in Abu Dhabi they Abu Dhabi do!

Because it was soda pressing.

Now I have thesaurus throat.

They're always looking for a tight seal.

Take the 'f' out of Safe and the 'd' out of way.

A rip off.

Your mom can't take a joke.

You thteer into an ithberg.

A baboom.

Because they make up everything.

Last time I fall asleep in the park with my mouth open.

It makes scents if you think about it.

Yssssup.

Beef strokin' off!

An impasta.

A fsh.

If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts.

Two girls scissoring with the runs.

A sunken chest with no booty!

I see food and I eat it.

I lost my case.

Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious.