All Jokes Dad Jokes Puns One-Liner Tech Dark Humor AI 🔞 Adult
Browse All Jokes 107 jokes
Dad Jokes
My 5 year old nephew came up to me with an outstretched hand holding an acorn. "Uncle, what's this?" he asks. "That? That's a tree!" I replied "This is a tree?" he asks with a wrinkled look.
Punchline — tap to reveal
"Yeah, in a nutshell!" I said.
by r/dadjokes
Tech
The brain is 40% AI.
Punchline — tap to reveal
The rest is BRN.
by r/dadjokes
Dark Humor
When my grandfather turned 65 he started walking 5 miles a day..
Punchline — tap to reveal
He's 90 now and we have no idea where he is.
by r/dadjokes
Dad Jokes
Why can't fishes find love?
Punchline — tap to reveal
Because love is in the air. Fishes are in the water.
by r/dadjokes
Dad Jokes
As soon as I walked in the door, my wife said "You need to do more chores around the house" "I'm tired" I said. "Can we please change the subject?"
Punchline — tap to reveal
"Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you."
by r/dadjokes
Dad Jokes
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "You know, we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper answers...
Punchline — tap to reveal
"You got a drink named Steve?"
by r/dadjokes
Dad Jokes
I was having a few drinks at the bar when all of a sudden the bartender yelled does anybody know CPR?
Punchline — tap to reveal
When I said I know the whole alphabet a bunch of people laughed. except for this one guy of course.
by r/dadjokes
General
My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel…
Punchline — tap to reveal
But can't figure out why My dates are always upset when I tell them I'm a bus driver!?
by r/dadjokes
Dad Jokes
How does a polygamist hippy count all his wives?
Punchline — tap to reveal
One Mrs. Hippy, two Mrs. Hippy...
by r/dadjokes
Dad Jokes
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
Punchline — tap to reveal
Because they're Inca hoots.
by r/dadjokes
Dad Jokes
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
Punchline — tap to reveal
Two animals in a baaaaad mooooood
by r/dadjokes
1 2 3 4 5